Wednesday, April 29, 2009

chapter 7

what can i say?
posted Thu, 11 Aug 2005 15:49:46 -0700

what can i write about?
what can i say?
what would you like to read today?
i'm not an expert
i'm not a pro
what would you like?
i just dont know
should i write about love?
would that make you glad?
i cant write about something
i never had!



Ode to Carrie
posted Sun, 21 Aug 2005 14:04:00 -0700

there was a young lady named Carrie
whose mom was all psycho and scary
then some jealous slut saw her chance
and dumped pigs blood on her at the dance
then her evil classmates went to Hell merry


note to self
posted Sun, 21 Aug 2005 13:20:10 -0700

look at me now
you cant believe i made it this far can you ?
you criticised me
you belittled me
you said it would never work
you are my worst enemy
and for no apparent reason
you dont think im good enough
you are always telling me to delete this and that
thats not good enough
get rid of it before somebody sees it
you cant stand to read what i write
and you are supposed to be my biggest fan
but instead you are my biggest critic
dont even read this anymore
just let me do it alone
i dont need your help



New Psalms
posted Sun, 21 Aug 2005 13:19:00 -0700

songs of praise to God
written to Him For Him to worship Him
by His faithful servants
spread the word
sing His psalms out loud
tell the world
be proud

Jesus saves
sing psalms of praise
uplift His holy name
the Messiah has come
sing His psalms
tell the world Jesus came



What Would Jesus Do?
posted Sun, 21 Aug 2005 13:18:00 -0700

What would Jesus do
if He were in your shoes?
if He lived the life you live and did the things you do?
we should try to be like Him
in everything we say and do.
just ask yourself
when things go wrong,
"What would Jesus Do?"




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Ode to I Dream of Jeannie
posted Fri, 19 Aug 2005 15:40:11 -0700

i dream of Jeannie
with her long blonde hair
she runs around my house
in her underwear
she grants my every wish
with a blink of her eyes
and when she looks at me
i can see the love
she cant disguise

i dream of Jeannie
in her mini-skirt
she's hotter than any
mortal on the earth
she can take me anywhere
that i may want to roam
but she's happiest when
we cuddle up at home.


my book of lists
posted Fri, 19 Aug 2005 15:39:00 -0700



Best TV Shows: I Dream of Jeannie Weird Science Twilight Zone






Best Bands: Motley Crue






Best Quotes: Live your life and forget your age. ...Norman Vincent Peale






Joke Book: osama is so dumb he thinks taco bell was cracked during the civil war!






Best Movies: Buffy the Vampire Slayer





21. you investigate the cabin
posted Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:24:04 -0700

you find lots of treasure inside. jewelry, gold, various types of currency from all over the world. treasure chests, pirate flags, weapons, and the crown jewels.

to take the jewels home go to 22.
to go home empty-handed, go to 13.
to wait for the thieves to return, go to 23.



Ode to Simon, my pet Psyduck
posted Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:17:29 -0700

He always has a headache,
everywhere we go.
Even at the movies,
he whines all thru the show.
When we go to the store,
he begs for Tylenol.
He can take the whole bottle
and still he wants to bawl.


Ode to Alicia Silverstone
posted Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:15:46 -0700

hey baby, wanna babysit 4 me ?
you can be the BABYSITTER and ill put u on my knee
just kidding, dont get angry with me
dont be so CLUELESS its just a rhyme girl, see?


Ode to Brittany Murphy
posted Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:13:47 -0700

IN my dreams u come 2 me
shapely, sexy Brittany
u put your number in my LITTLE BLACK BOOK
then take off your clothes and give me a look
i take u UPTOWN GIRL about 7 or 8 MILE
and we turn the town into SIN CITY 4 awhile
we make love on a HILL sun down to sun up
then the alarm goes off and i wake up.


Ode to Jessica Alba
posted Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:11:36 -0700

O DARK ANGEL
where are u HONEY
are u flying to SIN CITY?
going INTO THE BLUE like all beautiful angels do?
dancing your way into our hearts like a STORM on a summers eve?
i wish there were 3 more of u, so we could hang out 2 gether my FANTASTIC FOUR and me.
who needs viagra with a HONEY like u?
Jessica Alba
i love you


Ode to Pam Anderson
posted Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:09:32 -0700

Pamela Anderson is STACKED
she played STRIPPERELLA
and made BAYWATCH bearable.
she got a BARBed WIRE tattoo,
and married Tommy Lee
declaring it TOOL TIME
they got 2 gether and made a few HOME IMPROVEMENTS
she treated him like a VIP
even though he was a PLAYBOY
when he wasnt hanging out with his Motley Crue
he was in Pam's angelic arms.
he frequently watered her SNAPDRAGON
and they even made a movie together.


Ode to Mikey
posted Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:59:10 -0700

i like to play with chimps
i like to play with llamas
i like to hang out with the boys
wearing our pajamas
i often wear a mask
in case i should cough
cause if i cough too hard
you know my nose might fall off
i dream of Neverland
there's really nothing neater
i dream of never growing up
that's right
i dream of Peter


20. you enter the portal
posted Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:50:30 -0700





as you cross thru to the other side, you see that you are now in a forest outside of a cabin on a hill. across the river, you see a large castle with a flag flying over the gate. you dont recognize the flag.


to investigate the cabin, go to 21.
to turn the dial and go home, go to 13.




12. you put on the watch
posted Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:42:36 -0700

the time is wrong, so you set the time. as you turn the dial, a portal opens in the brick wall at the end of the alley.

to enter the portal go to 20.
to go home and forget the whole thing, go to 13.


11. check the escape route.
posted Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:38:28 -0700

you follow the route the thieves took to escape and it leads you to the back alley that they disappeared in. you search the alley for some kind of doorway trigger. you feel the wall carefully but find nothing unusual, then you see something behind a trash can.
you look closer and see that it is a watch. you pick it up and inspect it. on the back there is an inscription. it reads, "Time waits for no one"

do you want to put the watch on, or throw it away, or give up and go home?
if you put the watch on, goto 12.
if you throw it away goto 14.
if you quit and go home, goto 13.



14. you find nothing
posted Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:28:02 -0700

to help you catch the thieves or the jewels. you go home disappointed.
goto 13


13. Game Over!!!
posted Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:26:09 -0700

Sorry you lose!


10. Crown Jewels Stolen
posted Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:22:37 -0700

thieves have stolen the crown jewels of England. Although Interpol agents pursued them, they escaped thru some kind of portal. Your mission is to find the jewels and return them. and bring in the thieves, Dead or Alive! Goto 11.


86. Sorry you`re Dead!!!
posted Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:18:50 -0700

this is where you fall down. goto 13.


TAG: Text Adventure Game
posted Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:17:09 -0700



Can you make it home alive?

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